Sunday, October 4, 2009

Grumpy Old Man - Definition

I am a grumpy old man. Why, you might, or might not ask?
  • Grumpy: well, that's a given. The world could be such a better place. I do my bit, but an awful lot of others don't, or even worse, they actively try to make it worse using their ignorant points of view.
  • Old: At least one of my children has moved into teenagerhood. As everyone knows, any parent of a teenager is automatically 'old'.
  • Man: I am male, they call me Mister, instead of Master, I am married, and over the legal age to vote for idiots, ergo, I am a man.
So that's my definition. Take it, or probably leave it.

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